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genericanimegirl: teachers trynna give u homework the last few weeks of school

Sat, 25 May 2013 17:55:52 -0400

teachers trynna give u homework the last few weeks of school

adrians: the best thing about being single is sleeping around. you can sleep all over that big...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:35:00 -0400

the best thing about being single is sleeping around. you can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. left, right, middle, wherever.

scientist takes off clothes to go swimming with belugas. In the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:33:59 -0400

scientist takes off clothes to go swimming with belugas. In the wild they will not interact with people wearing clothes.

i’m a beluga whale for hot boys

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:37:33 -0400

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

snapchatting: what does this mean

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:10 -0400

snapchatting:

what does this mean

gothlolita: im sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said adam and eve not matthew and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:29:23 -0400

gothlolita:

im sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said adam and eve not matthew and ashley. come back when you’ve legally changed your names

jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:04:09 -0400

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:43:28 -0400

octupac: yes this is exactly what I was looking for

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:34:12 -0400

octupac:

yes this is exactly what I was looking for

really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:27:35 -0400

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

theofficialmrsclaus: THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER TRYING TO TORRENT...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:58:56 -0400

theofficialmrsclaus:

THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER TRYING TO TORRENT MUSIC EVER AGAIN OH MY GOD

poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:19:30 -0400

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

“Did you finish your homework?”

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:26:53 -0400

“Did you finish your homework?”

ugh

Wed, 15 May 2013 01:05:52 -0400

ugh

marceddy: imagine being asked to be in this product’s photo...

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:18:28 -0400

marceddy:

imagine being asked to be in this product’s photo shoot and excitedly bragging to your friends and family you are are going to be on a box just to find out they made you look like this

kenfucky: opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

Tue, 14 May 2013 01:18:16 -0400

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be...

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:39:17 -0400

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

ericparkerr: A picture of me directly after a final

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:51:31 -0400

ericparkerr:

A picture of me directly after a final

dootzy: this video will make your day better

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:31:44 -0400

dootzy:

this video will make your day better

apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:10:06 -0400

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”