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hi, i'm winston! welcome to my tumblr c:
trojan! fight on!
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
can i set up an arranged marriage for myself
"come out with me tonight"
"there is free food"
(Source: lubricates, via viet-dac-biet)
"What’s your favorite album?"
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
*makes spongebob references during sex*
You better hurry up because i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there…
the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
we just need to plug up all these holes
are you feeling it now mr.krabs
do you want it to hurt
FIRMLY GRASP IT
I’M READY, I’M READY
(Source: yungterra, via kanoke247)
(Source: meme4u, via eeknayr)
how to bring your baby to the cinema:
trying to start homework but you kinda just
you need to stop playing the sims.
ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
College in a nutshell
Goes to class:
Teacher repeats the same damn thing again. Nothing important happens.
Misses one class:
The cure to cancer is created, Waldo is found, AIs took over, the second coming of Jesus Christ took place and the Fire Nation attacked.