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hi, i'm winston! welcome to my tumblr c:
usc trojan! fight on!

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
 

postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

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but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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no thank you

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

^ that comment made me sad because it’s all too true

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

^ that comment made me sad because it’s all too true

overdid:

do you ever feel lonely and unwanted even if you are with your friends

vinegod:

a man’s mindset by Dillon Thomson

straight white boys texting

me

simplysheerene:

I refuse to let my current circumstances break my spirit.
I refuse to let my current circumstances break my spirit.
I refuse to let my current circumstances break my spirit.
I refuse to let my current circumstances break my spirit.
I refuse to let my current circumstances break my spirit.
I refuse to let my current circumstances break my spirit.
I refuse to let my current circumstances break my spirit.

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

people say, “pick a college major that you enjoy!” well, the only thing i enjoy is food and sleep, and those aren’t college majors. so my philosophy is: i’d rather be unhappy on a yacht, than unhappy in a cardboard box